gclown is the only thing that keeps me going these days.

  #!/bin/sh
  
  cat <<"EOC"
  
                GCLOWN           
                                 
           )               (      
          / \  .-"""""-.  / \     
         (   \/ __   __ \/   )   
          )  ; / _\ /_ \ ;  (    
         (   |  / \ / \  |   )   
          \ (,  \0/_\0/  ,) /    
           \_|   /   \   |_/     
             | (_\___/_) |       
             .\ \ -.- / /.       
            {  \ `===' /  }      
           {    `.___.'    }     
        jgs {             }      
             `"="="="="="`       
                                
  EOC
  
  gcloud "$@"