'Wobbly spacetime' may help resolve contradictory physics theories

11 points by room271 1 year ago | 2 comments
  • clouddrover 1 year ago
    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

    They found this out using a timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces, whether you want it to or not actually so it's best to stay away from hens.

    It's not pretty when they blow.

    • cwillu 1 year ago
      “Started well, that sentence...”

      I have a poster of this somewhere.