DeepThought AI is a satirical Python library that gives your humble 'if' statements an absurd AI upgrade. It transforms simple boolean logic into an over-engineered, GPU-hungry decision engine. Key features:

- Neural Network If-Else Evaluator (10-billion parameters) - AI-Powered Condition Analyzer - Parallel Universe Simulation for each decision

This tongue-in-cheek project pokes fun at AI hype, startup culture, and the trend of applying complex solutions to simple problems. It claims to increase your chances of achieving unicorn status by 1000-fold!