Cards Against Humanity Launches a Super Pac to Match Elon Musk's Super Pac

86 points by bun_at_work 8 months ago | 89 comments
  • jedberg 8 months ago
    It seems some people are surprised that they were able to buy data on who voted and how they lean.

    I wasn't surprised because I worked on a campaign before. It's ridiculous how much information you can get about voters for not a lot of money.

    You can get their phone number and email address that they provided with their voter registration, and the do not call list does not even apply (nor the do not spam list). You can call and email with reckless abandon.

    It's kinda crazy how basically every law meant to protect people from spam has a special carve out for political campaigns.

    • tmpz22 8 months ago
      > It's kinda crazy how basically every law meant to protect people from spam has a special carve out for political campaigns.

      Electioneering is a golden goose of money. There are billions in Ad spend every election cycle and everybody is in on it - Facebook, Google, Twilio, Sendgrid, the telecoms, phone banks and call centers, nonprofits, for profits. Nobody wants the money to stop because is pure margin what they charge the campaigns for.

      • netsharc 8 months ago
        TV companies too, getting that sweet sweet ad money. I remember feeling in the 2008 Democrat primary race that TV had a split agenda. The nomination was definitely Obama's, but the TV reports kept talking about a race, because (my guess) it keeps viewers tuning in...
      • quickthrowman 8 months ago
        Some political campaigns are relentless. I was able to get a local city council candidate’s campaign to stop calling me but I had to threaten to run against their candidate in the next election. Haven’t heard from them since, YMMV.
        • nonameiguess 8 months ago
          Sure, and like other targeted ad buyers being sold bullshit, you simply take it for granted that the data you get is accurate. Meanwhile, looking through my SMS history, I have 8 texts from this week addressed to either my grandmother, who is 86 and recovering from a stroke, or her last boyfriend, who is dead, telling me about GOP candidates in Nevada. I have never lived in Nevada. She no longer lives in Nevada. He no longer lives at all. I haven't voted since 2004. If you're just going to go by my "mood affiliation" or cultural leanings or whatever, voter or not, I'm sure as shit not a Republican. Thankfully, Nikki Haley finally stopped bugging me when she dropped out.
          • itsdrewmiller 8 months ago
            Which laws have special carve outs for political campaigns?
        • orwin 8 months ago
          I don't really care about US elections in general, but your rules are broken. Here are interesting bits:

          How do you know who didn’t vote?

          We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

          How do you know who’s “blue leaning”?

          We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up!

          This rules. Can I give you more than $7.99?

          If you agree with us that this is a pretty good idea, you can donate as much as you want during checkout for your 2024 Election Pack. Literally no limit, because we’re a Super PAC. This is the kind of crazy shit that happens when the Supreme Court rules that “money is speech” and corporations can spend unlimited amounts of cash influencing elections. If you want to make a very large donation, please email us and we'll work it out.

          • miki123211 8 months ago
            > bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet

            The way they phrase this, it sounds like they physically bought a file containing these records, not e.g. access to some API that lets them send targeted messages.

            If that is the case and that file can be bought so easily, I'm surprised some version of it hasn't leaked on the internet yet.

            An email address, phone number, address and political leaning for every voting American? That would be the breach to end all breaches, probably both figuratively and literally.

            • cssanchez 8 months ago
              I didn't work with election data but I dealt with Data brokers and they worked both ways. They offered API as a service access or a single bulk download for special pricing. I was surprised how relatively cheap it was considering all the data they offered.
          • yul__bel 8 months ago
            Not a lot of people just how much voter data is available out there and how easy it is to check if someone voted and their party affiliation.

            On a side note, if folks are interested in US politics humor/election party card games, I'd also check out democrazy.com

            • madmod 8 months ago
              Can someone explain what law forces Musk to pay them $47 for everyone that fills out a form?
              • unsnap_biceps 8 months ago
                it'll be breach of contract. Musk is promising that he will pay every valid voter in the swing states $47 if they fill out his form and certify they will vote for in the interest of the first and second amendments, if a eligible voter fulfills their part of the bargain and says to send their check to CaH, it's their right to do so. Musk can't just decide he doesn't like what they're doing with (now) their money and not pay up on his end of the bargain.
                • miki123211 8 months ago
                  Huh. If this is true, I'm surprised this "program" hasn't yet caught on as a Tiktok "here's how to get $50 for free if you live in one of these states" trick.
                  • netsharc 8 months ago
                    > Musk can't just decide [to] not pay up on his end of the bargain.

                    Have I got a list of times he's done exactly that.

                    Granted he also loses a lot in court. He even had to go through paying $44B once...

                  • jedberg 8 months ago
                    Musk is running a similar program for people in swing states, paying them $47 to refer potential Trump voters. If he doesn't pay, or pays selectively, he's violating various campaign finance laws.
                    • api 8 months ago
                      Isn’t it flat illegal to pay people to vote? Otherwise Trump or Harris could just… directly bribe people to vote for them through a cutout.
                      • drcross 8 months ago
                        He's not paying people to vote. He's paying people to register to vote.
                        • orwin 8 months ago
                          It's not if its a superPAC, apparently.
                          • paulcole 8 months ago
                            This has always been one of my favorite questions to think about.

                            If votes could be legally sold how much would it cost to buy the US Presidential election?

                            • rsynnott 8 months ago
                              See, that’s the thing. Neither naughty ol’ mr car, nor the card game, are paying people to vote. Not technically. US election law is… not great. Note the digs at Citizens United in the FAQ.
                        • jqpabc123 8 months ago
                          There is really any mystery as to why half the voters don't vote?

                          Unless you live in one of the half dozen "swing states", your vote is just a symbolic gesture with little chance of impacting the overall outcome.

                          • JellyBeanThief 8 months ago
                            All that means is that we don't have a one-person one-vote system. Some people's votes matter more than others. What we have is a case of civil inequality.

                            If we build a system where everyone's votes count the same (radical and extreme idea, I know), then each person will have the same fundamental incentive to vote.

                            • Zigurd 8 months ago
                              Direct election of the US president would be an improvement. Expanding the House of Representatives as originally formulated, or similarly, would help. Making the Senate reflect the population better by dividing populous states, and/or a statehood option for Puerto Rico and DC would help. Striking down gerrymanders would help.

                              More contested down-ballot races would help. No excuse for the parties to not have strong organization and candidate recruitment at that level. No changes to laws needed for this.

                              • zarathustreal 8 months ago
                                > we don’t have a one-person one-vote system.

                                Correct, and that’s a good thing! Intelligence is not evenly distributed among individuals, and susceptibility to psyops and propaganda is a huge issue. The plain truth of the matter is that a majority of people simply aren’t qualified to weigh in on national issues. True democracy works when you’ve got a small group of like-minded individuals of roughly equal stature (13 original colonies) but not when you’ve got an entire empire (Roman republic)

                                • renewiltord 8 months ago
                                  Well, it's a federation of states so you can't quite do that unless you abandon that conceit.
                                  • kibwen 8 months ago
                                    No, devolving powers to the states is what makes it a federation. Having a state-representative legislative chamber makes it a federation. Electing a federal president via popular vote does not indicate defederation any more than the existence of the House of Representatives does.
                                • throwaway14356 8 months ago
                                  The problem is brainwashing.

                                  The formula is this: YOU learn all by yourself what all electable candidates say they want to do. YOU figure out all by yourself which ones LIE. One lie is enough, if they do it they keep doing it.

                                  And then YOU chose which election program you want to vote for.

                                  Ideally you chose what is best for the country but this is rather challenging for people. We can forgive them for being stuck thinking only of themselves.

                                  Why would it be perfectly obvious if one is ordering food but not for elections???

                                  Food might taste bad and you might get food poisoning. A bad choice doesn't mean years of suffering.

                                  Does one not look at the menu card? Or do you ask your mum what to order? Do you roam around the restaurant looking what other people are eating? Do you order what CNN is screaming at you?

                                  If people scream at you from all directions that you should order the snails in garlic butter, does that mean you will never have to look at the menu the rest of your life? You can just eat snails every day, everyone else is eating snails every day???? Why are you not eating snails?? It is the nr 1 most sold food! Don't you want snails to be the nr 1 food?

                                  Then the restaurant switches to the cheapest worse possible snails because people will order it anyway because other people will order it.

                                  Is this a display of good taste?

                                  I hate apple but I buy iphone because they are good enough for what I need. I might get an android phone some day. They are good enough too.

                                  I did actually look.

                                  With elections no one is looking. People have no idea. Non of them! There is not one journalist who knows anything.

                                  For each million voters one or two have watched a single video from a candidate other than the top 2. A video by a 5 year old on tiktok gets more attention online than the entire list of election programs.

                                  I could see logic in getting advice from an expert on something or from your mum but if they know absolutely nothing about the topic?!?!

                                  The voter is therefore brainwashed into irrelevance, she won't influence elections in any way.

                                  • addandsubtract 8 months ago
                                    >There is not one journalist who knows anything.

                                    This seems like a brazenly false statement. Also genuinely worrying, as you're discrediting all journalists based on... your feelings? Something that has been pushed for over the last 8 years by one party under the guise of labels such as "fake news" and "mainstream media".

                                    Maybe you meant to say "everything", but parroting anti-news propaganda is only making everyone less informed and only benefits the side that isn't campaigning in good faith.

                                    • throwaway14356 8 months ago
                                      i go over the lengthy list of registered candidates then try to find the article about them.

                                      If the article exists it doesn't really get into their program.

                                      You can see how many facebook likes and youtube views they have.

                                      Jill Stein has 10k views on her most popular video. The nr 1 video in google about afroman running has 1k views. He is a famous person. There are countless other candidates.

                                      https://ballotpedia.org/List_of_registered_2024_presidential...

                                      The traffic isn't enough to account for global journalism.

                                      Perhaps you want to entertain the chicken and ego concept where candidates need to be famous enough before anyone should ask what they are about.

                                      Show me the informed journalist. I would love to read everything they ever wrote.

                                  • gsk22 8 months ago
                                    The presidency is not the only election on the ballot.

                                    And if you ask people who don't vote why not, very few of them are going to mention the electoral college. I would wager most people who don't vote couldn't even explain what the electoral college is.

                                    • atmavatar 8 months ago
                                      In many districts, your vote for US House and Senate seats largely doesn't matter, either. For many people, those are the only elections they are thinking about when it comes to November.

                                      Senate seats are elected state-wide, so they largely go the same way as the presidential vote. If you're in a deep-red or deep-blue state (i.e., nearly all of them), your individual vote isn't going to make a difference.

                                      House seats are district-specific, but:

                                        a) the re-election rate of incumbents is over 90%
                                        b) districts are often drawn to lock-in control for a specific party
                                      
                                      State senate and house seats are often no better.

                                      However, much to the credit of the sibling response, there are all kinds of local and regional races as well as ballot initiatives that are important.

                                      • gsk22 8 months ago
                                        Setting aside gerrymandering (which is a huge issue), the reelection rate doesn't tell the whole story. By what margin are House candidates typically winning? I'm sure there are plenty of landslides, but also lots of districts that were decided by a few percent -- and those who don't vote could be a deciding factor in those races if they chose to vote.

                                        Or if we analyze this from an opportunity cost perspective, IMO voting is always the right choice. Maybe there's an 80% chance your vote "doesn't matter", but the cost is only 15 minutes of your time every 2 years. Isn't the 20% worth the risk? (OK, I am lucky enough to live in a state where voting lines are short. I understand it takes more than 15 mins for some people.)

                                      • blacksmith_tb 8 months ago
                                        Probably they couldn't explain it, but many of them will have taken to heart the idea that "my vote doesn't matter". Which is especially sad, since like you say there are potentially all kinds of local and regional races and ballot measures their vote could in fact have impacted.
                                      • alecco 8 months ago
                                        It's interesting how Occupy Wall Street was ridiculed by the press. I think they were onto something even though I don't agree with almost everything else they also believed in.
                                        • kej 8 months ago
                                          There is more on your ballot than the president, you know.
                                          • jqpabc123 8 months ago
                                            Unless you happen to live in a swing area, the results for most other races conform to well known and even pre-determined trends.

                                            There are very few such areas. Voters, candidates and the political parties know this.

                                        • dullcrisp 8 months ago
                                          Couldn’t they pay out after the election to anyone who leans left and voted or anyone who leans right and didn’t vote? Just an idea I guess.
                                          • rsynnott 8 months ago
                                            They’re not technically paying for votes. That’s illegal. They’re exploiting the same loophole as Musk to, for practical purposes, pay for votes.
                                          • jongjong 8 months ago
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                                            • mrala 8 months ago
                                              Think you might be projecting just a little?
                                            • rmbyrro 8 months ago
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                                              • grayfaced 8 months ago
                                                For the same reason CPAC would have a banner saying "We're all domestic terrorists". Dark satire. Whether you find it appropriate or funny is an exercise left for the reader.
                                                • reverius42 8 months ago
                                                  Dark satire is perhaps more appropriate in a party game than at a supposedly-serious political conference.
                                                  • addandsubtract 8 months ago
                                                    Which is why we have popular subreddits such as /r/TheRightCantMeme
                                                • orwin 8 months ago
                                                  It's a game. the rules are here: https://s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_Rules.pdf I'm personally playing the "god is dead" rule with my friends. I don't care about the US elections but this is a really fine game.

                                                  [edit] i know it's bad etiquette to comment on votes, but parent's question seems legitimate and can have usefull answers, it doesn't deserve downvotes imho.

                                                  • rmbyrro 8 months ago
                                                    Thanks. Not sure why some people were so triggered by the question. Never heard of this game before. If we can't ask questions about what we don't know, and if you're not willing to share what you know, what kind of place is this?
                                                  • jongjong 8 months ago
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                                                    • mikestew 8 months ago
                                                      You might want to go look it up before making a bunch of assumptions based only on the name. Sure, you might feel a bit silly after, but hopefully you can have a good laugh over it.
                                                      • marssaxman 8 months ago
                                                        You are reading way too much into the tongue-in-cheek name of a satirical card game.
                                                        • piva00 8 months ago
                                                          Gosh, you have gone pretty far down into the kool-aid.

                                                          Cards Against Humanity is a card game, it was a Kickstarter in 2011. The name is a joke with "crimes against humanity", it's a politically incorrect game where you complete sentences from a card with the sentences/words you have in the cards on your hand.

                                                          You've created a whole 5 paragraphs strawman out of the name of a game...

                                                          Please, reconsider the stuff you read, you're deeply chronically online. And I don't mean this to put you down, it's just that the vicious way you went into a tirade against a creation of your own mind is concerning.

                                                          • orwin 8 months ago
                                                            Or you know, you can google it and find it's a play on word with "crimes against humanity" because a lot of the combination result on really dark or politically incorrect humor.
                                                            • unsnap_biceps 8 months ago
                                                              I think you're reading way too much into a satirical card game dude...
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