Are you feeling down about your startup's growth metrics? Fret no more. Now there's a way to make yourself feel better even if your actually numbers aren't pretty at all. Head to https://StartupRevenueGenerator.com and plot your ideal growth.

This is obviously a joke project, meant to make it easy to fake your revenue numbers for fun. But beyond that, it's also a way to motivate yourself. You can plot the numbers you want, and see what it would look like; the only thing left to do is just sell-sell-sell.

Anyways, I made this for fun by coding with Cursor for a day. Technically a few hours, but I procrastinated a lot, and read a lot of X while at it... hopefully some of you will find it equally amusing. If you want to know how I made this (trivial) or anything else, let me know.

Have a happy valentine's day! -K